Couple Of The Decade
Many are speculating that the greatest love of all time will end in 2010. My hope is that they make it through tax season because I’m pretty sure I’m being taxed for obsessing over these two and I want a return on my investment.
Judging by their family outing in NYC on Sunday, the Jolie-Pitt clan looked…bored, which means my stock in them just went down. Damn.
In related news, 50 Cent has said that he wants to stick his tip inside of Angelina. In an interview with Complex magazine, 50 said: “I’d be Brad Pitt. Go sleep with Angelina and come back.”
In that same interview 50 also said that his alcohol tolerance is really low, which means all I have to do is slip him a Boone’s Farm Mickey while he’s coaxin’ his BBD to talk to Angie, wait for him to pass out and then roll his ass back to Ciara where he should be, and not in Angie’s bedroom, where I should be. ;-)
