Reunited And It Feels….The Same
I always joke about how you girls should recycle The Dick. Seriously, it’s like Coca~Cola, you can find a cold one to swallow on every corner. Cock~Cola. So many flavors and so many reasons to ride~n~trade. So how tragic is it when you go out shopping for new Dick and the only ones you can find that fit are the old ones.
Either Sienna Miller’s vag has starred on the main stage at all the Jizz Clubs on the West End, or Jude Law must have the Stroke of an Olympic Champ. Whatever it is, let’s give them props for being the poster pervs for recycled whoredom. These two use to bang back in 19slut, they broke up, she started dating a married, rich Dick named something Getty, Jude fathered a kid that he ain’t claiming with a no~name~wannabe, and a couple of months ago he followed a familiar stench that led him right back to Sienna’s main stage bedroom. I’m not hating. I love the view smell.
Here’s Jude, his kids and Sienna on a beach in Barbados on Dec. 27.
