A Naked Infection
Just looking at him makes me sleepy and itchy.
Tiger Woods graces the cover of the February issue of Vanity Fair. The magazine features a full portfolio of never-before-seen photos of Tiger taken by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz.
Am I the only asshole who thinks Tiger is a fuckin’ joke? At this point, I don’t care if he hits a golf ball to the moon and back, I find him laughable because he’s a Master of his Golf Game but he’s got no Dick Game. Sure, he’s got game on the golf course, but any man that has to keep ho’s on his payroll in order to prevent them from sharing his jizzness with the world is a lame, no~game~having PUSSY. Good thing the folks over at Vanity Fair can help stroke his ego.
Tiger probably has a small dick too, that’s why he’s got to stick it into so many loose women, because he can’t feel it. Which again leads me to ask, “I wonder how much he’s paying his tight, young twink lovers to keep quiet?” For a man like Tiger, any hole will do, including the hole of man. What? You think my assessment is outrageous?
Word on the Skeet is that Elin has put on a NEW wedding because she wants to work it out with Tiger. She’s a fool. What’s in it for her to stay? She’s going to get the kids and his money anyway, so why stay? Maybe Tiger’s Wood gave her an STD. I could see her staying to peel her scabs while she peels his stash.
Seems to me is that all he knows is how to do is play golf. He has lead too sheltered of a life and failed to surround himself with interesting people he can learn from. He needs to take a year off, bake & inhale a lot, read, explore what life really means and grow-up. I hope he has the courage and believes in himself enough to come back a better person. And he needs to learn what having sex really means. It seems to me all he was doing was just experimenting and fulfilling some teenage sex fantasy he had. And date some real women Tiger!!!! You are pathetic right now!!!
really love the commentary here DWC