I’ll Read The Cliff Notes

What can Celie write about that we don’t already know?

We’ve seen her naked, we’re familiar with her curves.

We know she likes to ride risky dick.

We know she comes from a broken home.

We know she feels sorry for dudes who don’t receive nude texts from their women.

We know she can barely form a sentence to speak.

And we know that her head is big but her brain isn’t.

So if she’s the last girl on earth, give me a Tranny.

Celie is dropping a book later this year called Rihanna: The Last Girl on Earth. The 144-page book will be released on June 29 and will include a mixture of steamy photos and short words written by Celie and Simon Henwood, who was the creative director of her Rated R for Refund album.

CLICK HERE to pre~order your copy, or just browse my archives to read everything you need to know about this YSP.

~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on January 4, 2010.

2 Responses to “I’ll Read The Cliff Notes”

  1. She should contact Karren Steffens to write the forward. lol!!!

  2. don’t even waste your money on Cliff notes, they can get expensive!! Just wait to get the xeroxed copy for fifty cents at the Slauson Swap Meet from one of the hustlers standing outside. Better yet, wait for someone else to spend the two quarters and pick it up after they toss it.

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