Wet Me Up In Your Love, Dita

Dita Von Teese attended the Audi Golden Globes Celebration in West Hollywood on January 10th wearing a dress that I’m going to refer to as the Wet Pussy. Doesn’t the color remind of you sexy wetness? Dita IS sex~y and in my mind she’s nude (in the pic below) and dripping wet.
Word on the Skeet is that Dita popped-off after learning about her former husband Marilyn Manson’s reported engagement with his girlfriend, actress Evan Rachel Wood.
Dita, who separated from Manson after just a year of marriage, snapped when she was asked about what she thought of the engagement claims, according to E!Online.com. “I can’t believe you asked me that,” the Daily Star quoted her as saying. Apparently she stopped the interview and demanded the cameraman delete the footage.
I find this hard to believe because I’m under the delusion that Dita is too cool to give a fuck about her ex~dick and his generic cum bucket Evan. Doesn’t Dita have a bullpen of fresh dicks to help keep her mind right?


