Dirty Ho Of The Day: Gary Coleman
I spent the weekend nursing a rogue throat. I’ve got some sort of throat infection and NO I didn’t get it from a spoiled dick. At least, I don’t think I did. I’m off to the doctor’s office and she may give me an antibiotic or point me in the direction of the nearest Free Clinic for a shot of that “Bitch, Why You So Nasty.”
Posting will be slow until later this afternoon. In the meantime, let’s all point and laugh at Gary Coleman’s mugshot. The fool was arrested Sunday in Santaquin, Utah for domestic violence. Don’t you love his child~like pout in the mugshot?
I’m trying to figure out how a motha fucka who only comes up to my kneecaps can abuse a ho?
Coleman is working on posting bail of $1,725 and the jail doesn’t have any record of who his alleged victim was, probably his wife again.
UPDATE: E! is reporting that while the police responded to a “civil disturbance” at the Coleman home, they now say Gary was not charged with any new crime, but was jailed for an outstanding warrant for his failure to appear in court on a previous case “completely unrelated to the civil disturbance.”
