Paul Shirley Needs To Go On An Anti~Douchebag Diet
Former NBA journeyman turned ignorant blogger Paul Shirley has written a piece explaining why he has refused to contribute money to help Haiti rebuild.
After reading his piece, I’m certain the Fox News Channel will hire him to provide entertainment commentary in 3, 2, 1…..
Or Rush Limbaugh Rash Limbo will hire him to serve as his new fluffer.
Paul believes the rest of the world co-signs with his bullshit. But I’m guessing that the only folks who co-sign with him sleep with a headshot of David Duke under their pillow.
Below are excerpts from Paul’s disturbing letter, what do you think about it? Leave your comments below.
I do not know if what I’m about to write makes me a monster. I do know that it makes me a part of a miniscule minority, if Internet trends and news stories of the past weeks are any guide.
“It”, is this:
I haven’t donated a cent to the Haitian relief effort. And I probably will not.
I haven’t donated to the Haitian relief effort for the same reason that I don’t give money to homeless men on the street. Based on past experiences, I don’t think the guy with the sign that reads “Need You’re Help” is going to do anything constructive with the dollar I might give him. If I use history as my guide, I don’t think the people of Haiti will do much with my money either.
Shouldn’t there be some discourse on how the millions of dollars that are being poured into Haiti will be spent? And at least a slight reprimand for the conditions prior to the earthquake? Some kind of inquisition? Something like this?:
Dear Haitians –
First of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be applauded.
As we prepare to assist you in this difficult time, a polite request: If it’s possible, could you not re-build your island home in the image of its predecessor? Could you not resort to the creation of flimsy shanty- and shack-towns? And could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?
Sincerely,
The Rest of the World
Not only are his poor playing skills a contributing reason why no team has ever wanted to keep him (he has played on 13 different teams in his career) but obviously so are his poor mental skills, social skils and inner self-hatred.