Hide Your White Woman…..
Because allegedly The Wood is being released from sex rehab this week. I’m certain he’s not cured from his whoredom so I hope he walks out of rehab eager to dick slap white women as punishment for ratting him out.
Word on the Skeet is that The Wood is not only leaving a sex addiction clinic in Mississippi this week he may make a surprise return to golf in two weeks.
John Mayer is also chiming on Woodgate, saying:
“Tiger Woods’ problems come from him being married. The end. If Tiger Woods was single and he texted a girl and said ‘I wanna wear your ass like a hat’, why would that ever hit the news?”
