NBC Announces Season Finales
Below are the season finale dates of some of your favorite shows (via Nikke Finke – thanks, girl) – although I had to add my unwanted commentary to NBC’s Epic Fail of a line-up. I remember a long time ago, I think it was back in the 90′s, NBC use to have a stellar line-up of shows. Now I feel like the writers are snorting coke out of a dead hooker’s ass before they develop/write these shows:
“Trauma” (May 10) –> I get sick when I watch this show. Sick with boredom, is that the point?
“Mercy” (May 12) –> Wait, isn’t this the same as Trauma? –> Cancel.
“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” (May 19) –> Benson and Stabler are the best characters on TV, they deserve a break.
“Community” (May 20) –> Time to cancel this and replace it with a show called Rehab. Title speaks for itself.
“Parks and Recreation” (May 20) –> Time to give the Indian dude his own show.
“The Office” (May 20) –> Needs to be on more than once a week. I could uses a daily dose of The Office.
“30 Rock” (May 20) –> If Baldwin ever threatens to Quit That Bitch, pay him more money. The show would be shit without him.
“The Celebrity Apprentice” (May 23) –> Huh? Why? Oh, wait, the Jersey Shore cast may need work soon because the unemployment line is long with VH1′s faux celebrity rejects.
“Chuck” (two hours) (May 24) –> The late, great George Carlin tells a joke where he calls white folks lame, Chuck reminds me of that joke.
“Law & Order” (May 24) –> Is Linus Roache giving out free sperm samples at the PinkBerry anytime soon?
“The Biggest Loser” (two hours) (May 25) –> Give these fatties the LapBand and Alli and get them off my TV screen already!!!
