Bye, Ho.
Lil Wayne has been packed and shipped to prison has to remove all that glittery shit from off his teeth before he’s packed and shipped to prison. He can’t risk slicing up ass while he’s tossing salad if his teeth are made from blood diamonds. So the judge has given him until Feb. 12th to get to the dentist. He must return to court on March 2.
Some of you think it’s cool that he can add another credit to his niggatry, but I think its HIGHlarious. Matter of fact, as I sit here and sip this cup of coffee and roll a phat one, I’m forced to take a second to look around me and appreciate the birds chirping, appreciate the blue sky, appreciate the sex I’m going to have later tonight- ya know, all the shit you get as a free person. Prison ain’t cool and for those who think it is, well, you’re a loser. But you know this already.
However, I’m down with sending Weezy a care package, although all I can afford are a box of Swisher Sweets, a bottle of cough syrup (anyone know his favorite flavor?), and some Beeswax for him to use to lube his ass up with. Anybody want to add to my Weezy care package? Which one of you can afford to buy the Lysol?
AnyAdSeg,
Wayne made a fare-the-well video for his Stans, check it out above.
BTW, I doubt that Wayne reads this but in case one of his flunkies does, please be sure to Twit us a pic of the Sissy boy Wayne buys in prison. I hope he has blonde curls and wears my favorite shade of “Yeah, I Fuck” red lipstick.
