UPDATE: Hi, Beyonce! <– says her new brother

How cute does Beyonce look standing on the balcony of a hotel in Brazil, where she performed Sunday night at the Rio’s HSBC Arena in Barra da Tijuca.

Is it me or does she look thinner in these pics than she does in the video of her performance below? I’m thinkin’ she needs to lose some layers, watching her perform makes me hungry for Country Fried Steak and eggs…..maybe some cheesy grits on the side. I ain’t calling Beyonce fat, I’m just saying that her healthy, phat ass gives me the damn munchies.

Word on the Skeet is that Beyonce may be teaming up with Russell Crowe for the remake of the 1937 flick A Star Is Born. The movie has already been made a few times but this doesn’t matter in Hollywood, where drugs can get a meeting with a Suit before a writer who has an original idea.

UPDATED:

Mathew Knowles’ mistress, Alexsandra Wright, gave birth a boy last week, his name is Nixon.

Wright, who claims to have had an 18 month affair with Knowles, wants a paternity test to prove she’s entitled to some of the fortune that Beyonce helped her father attain. She also claims she and Mathew picked out the baby name together. There’s a court date next week, unfortunately Maury Povich won’t be there with a camera crew to read the test results.