PETA Bends Over For The Wood
Tiger Woods continues to make me LOL, and I thank him for that. At this point, I could care less about his golf stroke. Give me all the juicy details about his Cheatin’ Ambien Dick and I’m happier than a white girl with a pick-up truck filled with recently paroled black dudes.
Most of us would agree that Tiger is a sad fuck for keeping loose lipped bitches on his payroll, now I hope you also agree that he’s being completely ridiculous for threatening to sue PETA if they launch the billboard campaign above.
I think it’s genius that PETA wants to use Tiger’s image along with the tagline: “Too much sex can be a bad thing … for little tigers too. Help keep cats (and dogs) out of trouble: Always spay or neuter.”
Hmm, I didn’t hear about Tim threatening to sue all the snowbunnies who spit his jizz at the press. Gosh, this man’s pussy is bigger than mine.
PETA has decided to bow down to the Black Dick and will now feature another well-known philanderer, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, with the possible tagline “Your dog doesn’t have to go to South America to get laid.”
“We were contacted by Tiger’s lawyers at IMG who kindly, but firmly, told us we were not authorized to use his image on the billboard, and would we desist. We agreed and have now turned the focus of our campaign to Mark Sanford.”
