Dear Readers, “You Are My Fu*king Whore”
Thanks to Tiger’s Wood, I now have a new tagline that I’m going to put on bumper stickers, wear on a baby tees and write in a love letter to that special slut that I want to phuck. The tagline I’m referring to is highlighted in HOT PINK below.
One of Tiger’s whores is not done whorin’ herself out to the media. She’s released (via her website, which I think has crashed so CLICK HERE to read all the texts) some of the sex texts that The Wood sent her. The Wood is very poetic and I’m impressed that we both speak the language of perversion.
In one sex text he asks his whore if she’s ever been pissed on, not sure what her response was since she didn’t provide the media with any of her sex test responses. However, The Wood should have called Kim Kardashian for a brief lesson on the sport of Golden Showers.
One website reports The Wood sending the following sex text:
“I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you,” Tiger allegedly sent in Aug. 2009. “Hold you down while i choke you and (expletive) that (expletive) that i own.”
Let’s guess what the (expletives) are: Here’s my guess: “Hold you down while i choke you and (fuck) that (pussy) that i own.”
Your guess?
Below are more crusty jizz drops from The Wood:
“OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.”
“I would love to have the ability to make you sore,” –> calm down, Tiger, your dick is not big enough to do that.
“Whatever I want,” The Woods’ text message says. “You are mine.”
“have you ever had a golden shower done to you?….just morbid curiosity.”
“You are my fucking whore.”
“Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat”
“After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard”
“Where do you want to be bitten”
“Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy”
“Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise”
In the final text, dated Oct. 4, 2009, The Wood pops~off on his whore because the bitch got out of pocket in public:
“Don’t fucking talk to me. You almost ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck.”
You still need more proof that Tiger Woods is the King of Pussified men? The fact that he blames the whore and not his dick for *almost* ruining his life should serve as all the proof you need.
