Sexting Contest
Ever since I read those nasty sex texts that Tiger sent to one of his whores, I’ve been longing for a freak to send me similar texts. Luckily I was smart enough to vocalize my desires to the universe and to my surprise, the universe has responded.
Lately I’ve been receiving Tiger~like sex~texts from a special e~friend. So I’ve decided to share my sex texts with you all, but you have to PAY IT FORWARD. When you read my sex texts, or you receive one personally, forward it on to that special freak in your life, you might receive a Royal Fuck as a reward!
Thanks to my special e~friend for sending me the following sex text today:
“While you’re smoking on Bubba, I’m going to lick you fast and slow and keep you guessing what’s cumming next. Then I am going to kiss you so you can taste yourself.”
Now, because most of you reading this do not have my cell, you can send me a Sex Text via Twitter or email @ DirtyWhorelebrityNews@gmail.com
From now and through Memorial day, May 31, 2010, we’ll have a Sex Text Contest. The best Sex Text will win some sort of cool prize. I will announce the cool prize beginning of May.
When emailing, please put Sexting Contest in the subject, and be sure you provide me with a legit means to contact you should your sex text win!
Now, get to sexting, sluts!! The nastier the better!!
