Slim Thug Proudly Joins Club Coon~Ba~Ya


Right about now, I’m deleting all Slim Thug’s music from my iPod. This pains me because up until today, I totally would have made a Penis Colada outta his jizz. But I’m 100% Blackity~Black and it sounds like none of my 3 holes are good enough for him. Why? Because they ain’t pink enough.

I just read the following article on Clutch Magazine, written by rapper Slim Thug, and it’s right on time for our Black Pu$$y Appreciation show this Friday night on DLTRadio.

Slim Thugga says that Black women need to stand by their men more. He says we’re too needy and expect too much from the Black Man (as if the Black Man is performing incredible tasks to begin with).

Ya know, when God created man, he intended for man to be the provider, to take care of his home and woman, and because black women expect men to live up this role, black men have turned their backs on us. Sadly, we live in a time where being a MAN is too hard a job for many Black men.  He’d rather switch, than fight. He’d rather hate, than motivate.

Obviously, Slim Thug is another delusional nigga who blames the black woman for what’s wrong with the black community. He says Black women need to stand by their man, oh yeah? Whatever happened to Black men standing by their women!?

These types of Black men fail to realize that a race of people is as strong as its leaders and Black Men are our leaders and THEY HAVE FAILED US! Most of them don’t stand for anything other than Bullets, Basketball and Snowbunnies. This is what Martin Luther King died for. SMDH.

Everytime a Black Man gets locked-up: he has FAILED US!

Everytime a Black Man drops out of school in order to pursue a lazy life: he has FAILED US!

Everytime a Black Man “makes it” but fails to “give back” to his community: he has FAILED US!

Everytime a Black Man drops his seed inside a bitch and then leaves her to take on the responsibilities of both the mother and the father: he has FAILED US.

Everytime a Black Man attacks Mother Earth AKA The Black Woman: He has FAILED US!!

And by US I mean: The Black Race as a whole.

From Africa to America, the Black Man STAY hating on the Black Woman. Why? We want love too but they want us to compete on the Amazing Race in order to receive it.

Think about that: from AFRICA to AMERICA the Black MAN STAY HATING ON HIS WOMEN…lol..seems like the problem may lie within the Black man and his own insecurities thus his need to project them on the Black woman, as if we don’t already have enough to bare.

Sadly, these coon~ba~ya Negros don’t see it my way. They treat the Black woman the way Massa treats him. And if Massa tells him to suck on his tip for breakfast and let a white woman wipe the jizzy crust off his mouth for lunch, that’s exactly what Slim Thug and those who think like him will do. Because if it ain’t white, it ain’t right. Right, Slim?

Below is Slim’s write up, with my comments in PINK

“The way Black people think in general is messed up. Both men and women need to change their way of thinking. It’s hard to trust a Black woman [sometimes] because a lot of Black women’s mind frame is that the man gotta do everything for her⎯ he gotta pay for this, he gotta pay for that, and if it ain’t about money then a lot of them ain’t fucking with him. If that’s what you’re here for then I don’t want to be with you.

*My Comment: Most women want a man that can provide for them, why is this a “Black Woman’s Issue”? If a White woman wants a man who works hard and pays the bills, she’s wifey material, but if a Black woman wants the same, she can’t be trusted. You think all the white woman who loved-up Tiger Woods did so simply because he’s a nice, black  guy? You think Tiger would get as much play from these snowbunnies if his pockets weren’t phat!! White women invented the Golddiggin’ game, but if a black woman dare try to play the game to, she gets lynched by her own first. Explain the logic to me, Slim. Please.

Most single Black women feel like they don’t want to settle for less. Their standards are too high right now. They have to understand that successful Black men are kind of extinct. We’re important. It’s hard to find us so Black women have to bow down and let it be known that they gotta start working hard; they gotta start cooking and being down for they man more. They can’t just be running around with their head up in the air and passing all of us.

*My Comment: What is the dumb ass nigga talking about? Ya see, this is the type of thought process that occurs when niggas can’t escape hoodrats. They take the Hoodrat Syndrome and apply it to all Black women. Why does a Black Woman have to bow down to the Black dick? God gave us the gift of life, WE ARE EVE, BITCH, so you need to Bow Down to US, HO!! We have the most education, the lowest crime rate, we’re holding down MOST if not ALL of the Household, so when we hold out our hands to OUR MEN for a little help, ya’ll start acting like bitches about it and go run to the white women for comfort!! Fuckin’ pussies.

If it wasn’t for the “problematic” Black Bitch, the precious Snowbunny wouldn’t exist. Let that marinate on what few brain cells you have left.

Furthermore, why should a Black woman be made to feel bad because she wants an educated Black man who works hard and loves to play the role as MAN? Why should we have to settle?

I have a brother that dates a White woman and he always be fucking with me about it saying, “Y’all gotta go through al that shit [but] my White woman is fine. She don’t give me no problems, she do whatever I say and y’all gotta do all that arguing and fighting and worry about all this other shit.”

My girl is Black and White. I guess the half White in her is where she still cooks and do all the shit that I say, so we make it. She just takes care of me and I like that. She don’t be begging and I don’t gotta buy her all this crazy ass shit. And she’s a smart girl too. She graduated from Columbia [University] and I like that about her so it’s cool. I’ve dated girls that will buy a $3,000 bag and don’t know how to pay it off on their credit cards. They walk around in these Louis Vuittons and red bottoms but they’re riding around in raggedy cars, so it’s just getting your priorities right.

*My Comment: Ahh, so I see what this is about. This is about the Black man’s need to have a White woman save him. Slim’s comments once again prove to me just how weak and easily bruised the Black Male Ego is. According to Slim Thug, White women allow the Black man to control her, where as Black women force the Black man to be something he’s not: A Man. We are a challenge to him and he can’t hang. Aww, poor baby. Did your Black mothers nurse you too long or not enough?

Perhaps this would be a good time to inform the Global Elite who conspire against the darkies that: “If you want to hide knowledge from the Black Man, insert it inside the Black Woman, he’ll never look for it there. ;-)

White women treat they man like a king and Black women feel like they ain’t gotta do that shit. Black women need to stand by their man more. Don’t always put the pressure of if I’m fucking with you, you gotta buy me this and that. Black men are the ones that motherfuckers need [but] I think a lot of them need to step it up too. A Black man who gets a little bread will go make it rain in the club and be broke the next day or instead of him going to invest in a business he gonna go buy new jewelry or a new car and still live in the hood. Black peoples’ mentality is real fucked up in general [and] it’s affecting everything.

*My comment: If White women are the most sought after possession on earth, if she has mastered how to treat her man, why does she have the highest divorce rate with both white and black men? Also, why everytime I turn on my television do I hear yet another tragic story about the dead bodies of precious White women being washed ashore or discovered in some remote or obscure place? If she knows how to treat her man so well, why are so many of her men chopping her ass up and leaving a trail of body party for Nancy Grace to uncover? Answer me that one, Slim.

The White Woman doesn’t know how to treat her man any differently or better than any other woman. What she has mastered, however, is how to treat and respond to the simple nigga. She knows his weakness and plays him like the fool he is, and I only know this because a White bitch told me so.

Black women need to be more genuine and be more 50/50 [but] It should be a fair exchange in a relationship period or eventually somebody is gonna feel like they’re getting fucked over whether it’s the woman or the man. I think that will help Black relationships out a lot”.

*My Comments: Typical coon, provides no advice on what the Black Man can do to help his community and the Black Woman.

So, basically, Slim wants Black women to Bow Down to you low-level thinking coons who don’t want to work, educate yourselves or provide for your families. According to the Coon~Ba~Ya’s, Black women are suppose to be passive for the lazy nigga.

Well, let me be the first Black woman to say: I’ll Pass on you simpletons. Give me a man who ain’t afraid of being a MAN and who appreciates all that I am as a Black Woman.

Thank you Slim Thug for confirming for me that you’re nothing more than a weapon that THEY use in their WAR against The Black Woman.

And, please know that I know that there are good, upstanding Black men who love us and aren’t drinking Slim’s Kool-Aid, so my commentary in this post does not apply to you. Keep doing you, Boo.

And since NO ONE ELSE DARE DO IT, join me and my girl Midnite SnaXXX this Friday night on DirtyLicious Talk Radio for our 1st Annual Black Pu$$y Appreciation Show!! Only REAL MEN can handle this topic!!

By the way, Slim Thug, I got yo Massa on the line and he said it’s time to come back to the plantation because Operation Hate The Nappy Snatch is now a total success!

P.S.: This ain’t a diss to the precious white woman either. Hell, it seems you may be the only Savior of our community.  The Black man will listen to you, so maybe you can help us sistas out by encouraging him to: stay in school, get off the streets, divorce prison, stop dealing drugs and learn to love himself. Thanks.

~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on June 7, 2010.

10 Responses to “Slim Thug Proudly Joins Club Coon~Ba~Ya”

  1. ouch. but yeah i feel what Slim Thug is saying.

    btw, i love the ladies :)

  2. Do you? What is he saying cause I don’t get it? Please explain. I know black women who cook, clean, have jobs, are smart, articulate, love their men, so, what’s the problem……please don’t give me that lame as “Angry Black Bitch” excuse….

  3. Looking at it from Slim Thug’s side, a lot of women these days have a problem with being submissive.

    I read it as if he was talking about the women that he’s experienced. but it’s true stuff.

    everything that has happened in the black community isn’t because of just black men or black women. it’s both of our faults. there’s a disconnect.

    there are a lot of no good dudes out there and a lot of women who fit that same profile. Tiger Woods doesn’t count he hates himself and we don’t claim him. But still though, if you’re willing to date a man with unlimited cash, competitive drive…an alpha male, that woman will HAVE to submit, unless she’s going to bail. And I believe that goes for anybody who attracts groupies: rappers, politicians, athletes, etc.

    God made women to help men not for men to bow dow to them. But today, women will lay into you, cuss you out, tell you how you ain’t a man (like they can tell you how to be a man or something) and make you feel lower than shit.

    Men have failed in the areas where you have said. But to the people who want that old dynamic back, it isn’t possible unless they are ready to give up a lot of independence. If people want to use the Bible, then no matter how the income is coming in, the man is supposed to decide how it’s being used? There’s not a woman in her right mind that’s going to do that in this day and age.

    And I agree there are alot of people, not just women, but men too with their hands out. And that’s just not being an adult. Personally, I wouldn’t take care or provide for anybody if they weren’t willing to give it all up for me. And fellas, when you read this, please take this to heart…

    We gotta start thinking like these women do. They don’t love you, they love your potential. We gotta start loving the potential of a person rather than just how good they can “suck the brown off.” — Lil’ Wayne hahahaha

  4. ANYTIME this debate comes up BLACK MEN ALWAYS BLAME THE WOMEN…they rarely take any responsibility for ANYTHING, and honestly, it’s tiring.

  5. I agree we are hard headed. But I’ve never met any black woman who’d take the blame for anything they did.

  6. Well, when you look at the numbers; Black women are WORKING more than BLACK MEN, we graduate at higher numbers, we don’t have the prison systems on lock….I could go on and on…but you get my point. We take BLAME and RESPONSIBILITY for A LOT but men simply choose to view us with SELECTIVE eyes rather than ACTIVE EYES.

  7. But at the end of that day, non-blacks must think that Blacks as a whole are stupid because all we fight about is skin color, hair texture and how awful black women are, no other race has the HATE on HATE game perfected like Black folks….and it’s sad. We put too much energy into the wrong type of shit. Is this the best we can do?

  8. those stats that women are doing better have a lot to do with forces outside of a black man’s control as well as our own involvement. We are truly the products of our environment.

    i see people with their hands out on some “how can i come up” instead of “lets build together no matter what.” Our race, esp our generation has a list of accolades and prerequisites that we have to have to meet one another because “we deserve better” and “refuse to settle” instead of looking what’s counts for character and build from that. A lot of ppl bend the meanings of what they are taught and refuse to believe that they can be wrong. Some of us think we are the shit now. WE ALL want the best…few of us deserve it. Because most of us aren’t willing to work for it. True work.

  9. wow! zillz makes me yawn. so many words for a basic truth. this shit didn’t start in America…but the fact that we came here in the way in which we came here says a lot. What other race/culture sold each other out and to everyone else for shiny glittery things?

    people are the victims of themselves. for every finger you point at someone else, there are three more pointing back at you. get with it. take responsibility and stop expecting respect and try earning some. you’d be amazed at the people you attract when you limit your own bullshit.

    ah, but that is too much like right. so much easier to make points about what is not your fault whilst you expose your faults. who has hurt you zillz? and i pose that same question to everyone. who has hurt you? what do you need to get over that hurt? are you willing to take responsibility for your actions that lead to the hurt? are you willing to get over the hurt? all of these answers are within you and there is no positive action without you…so stop all this damned arguing and make a positive action.

  10. lol right

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