ESL and Gay For Pay Together Again
Remember THIS POST I wrote about Johnny Depp needing a gun, a problem and bitch who barely speaks English in order for him to be great again?
Well, he’s got the ESL bitch back, now all he needs are a couple of problems, some bad drugs that he needs to get rid of and a big gun that will blast a hole the size of planet through a ho’s ass. These are all the ingredients I think he needs to lose the gay act. I understand that Gay for Pay is paying the bills for most these days, but I’m over Gay Johnny, especially this fuckin’ disoriented gay pirate. I need to start a petition begging Hollywood to let macho Johnny be great again. *sigh*
ESL, (AKA Penelope Cruz), and Gay For Pay, (Johnny Depp), are teaming~up once again, this time for another dreadful pirates movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
The film is set to hit theaters in May, 2011 and is co-stars stars Geoffrey Rush and a bunch of other bitches that I ain’t never heard of.
Here is a synopsis: Captain Jack Sparrow crosses paths with a woman from his past (Cruz), and he’s not sure if it’s love–or if she’s a ruthless con artist who’s using him to find the fabled Fountain of Youth. When she forces him aboard the Queen Anne’s Revenge, the ship of the formidable pirate Blackbeard, Jack finds himself on an unexpected adventure in which he doesn’t know who to fear more: Blackbeard or the woman from his past.
