Are You Ready For More Nasty Bitches On A&E?


I don’t understand this hoarding shit. A bitch like me is ready to go postal on a ho if they leave something as simple as a hairbrush on the bathroom sink, so I can’t imagine walking over used condoms, empty macaroni boxes and sliding though liquidized meat in order to get from one room to another. Really, bitches? This is your life? How pathetic are you!!

Ya’ll want to call hoarding an illness, ok fine. I call it good old-fashioned nasty-ass laziness. If your home looks like this, you’re a cunt. If you have kids living in a Hot Damn Mess of a house, you’re an Extra Special Cunt.

If you’re eating right now, or if you have a weak tummy, don’t watch this sneak peek of season 3 of Hoarders, the two hour season premiere airs Labor Day at 9/8C on A&E.

~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on August 27, 2010.

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