Slap Me With A Titty
You know those hoppy~jumpy machines that parents rent for their kids for birthdays and special occasions, the ones filled with colorful balls that kids like to drown themselves in? You with me so far? Well, replace all those colorful balls with Christina Hendricks’ breasts and toss me inside it. Leave me be for 24 hours. This bitch is stupid in the titty department. Damn. She makes me wanna grab my breasts and massage them. Sometimes I like to suck on my own nipples –> TMI!!
Damn.
This bitch makes a bitch want to touch herself. Damn.
I don’t watch Mad Men, and honestly, there ain’t nothing special about Christina Hendricks, other than her breasts. Please, Lawd, somebody testify that they are real!! My Google search on her revealed that her face is pretty busted on any given day. Clearly she is workin’ that Mad Men money overtime, and I ain’t mad at her.
I’m thinkin’ Christina Hendricks was the only reason to watch the red carpet arrivals at the 62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Nokia Theatre in L.A. on August 29.
File this under: “Award Show Bitches Who Deserve Their Own Post”.
fcuking funny title, this is going to be a new phrase of mine