Dirty Ho Of The Day: Brandon Spikes


How any woman can lay down with this Tom Foolery is beyond me, but wherever there’s a BBD with money, there are eager cum buckets waiting to receive drips from his tip.

Never heard of New England Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes until today, and after today, I hope to never hear his name again, unless it’s news about him improving his Stroke Game. As I’m sure you can tell simply by how he’s dressed in this pic above, this nigga can’t fuck.

By the way, if you’re reading this and your name is Brandon Spikes, I just watched your “sex tape”….wow, EPIC FAIL. DO NOT make another one until you LEARN HOW TO FUCK, nigga!!!

And to the bitch in the video with you….What are you, Armenian? If so, where are your brothers to kick your ass for suckin’ on a seemingly lazy BBD!?!? Bitches be so stuck on that stupid dick. Never do all the work, bitches. All he’s doing is laying there with his nappy~ass hair and playing with your nipple, meanwhile you’re choking on The Big Black. SMDH.

Maybe this is why these loser athletes don’t like black women, because we expect you to at least suck our clit or eat our ass before we even say “hi” to the dick. I’m just saying…..Ain’t nothing a lazy dick can do for me but get in the trash and set himself out on the curb for pick-up. Again, I’m just saying……

CLICK HERE to watch what I think may be the worse celebrity “sex tape” ever made.

~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on August 31, 2010.

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