Why Do We Need A Remake Of The Crow?
Even better question: Who thought it was a good idea to cast Marky Mark as the lead?
The Celluloid Murderers who own Hollywood are not only crushing my soul by remaking my favorite musical The Rocky Horror Picture Show (with Glee creator Ryan Murphy at the helm), but today it’s been announced that Mark Wahlberg has been offered the lead role in the remake of Alex Proyas’ 1994 film The Crow.
Why, Lawd? WHY!?!?
I’m not a hardcore Crow fan. Sure it was a decent movie, not Cult worthy in my opinion, but that may be because I don’t have a dick and it seems that only dudes Stan for The Crow.
So, Dicks: how do ya’ll feel about Marky going all Brandon Lee on that ass?
