Kanye Jokes About His Illuminati Membership

Look, Kanye…..

You might be able to pull one over on your Sheep fans, but my asshole stay wide open. In other words, I SEE you, Homeboy!! <—in Antoine Dodson’s voice.

With so called “conspiracy theorists” like myself callin’ out these lame pop stars for selling their soul to pay the rent, the demons that control them must be worried that too many of us are Questioning and not Following, so they are callin’ upon their most influential to hush these nonsensical devil worshiping rumors by playin’ dumb to their involvement.

The awesome Vigilant Citizen is reporting that Kanye West’s short film Runaway has left many viewers feeling that the film invoked symbolism of the Illuminati, which is an ancient secret society that has been linked to contemporary conspiracy theories suggesting an elite group of leaders control the world unbeknownst to the general public.

I haven’t viewed the film yet, and that’s mainly because I think I will become a possessed drone if I do. I’m sure this film is laced with subliminals designed to dumb us down and erase reality.

On October 24, Kanye took to his Twitter page to humorously address rumors that he’s a Bitch Boy to the Illuminati and that he worships the devil.

Apparently, he wants us to believe that he has no clue with the Illuminati is…… uh-huh, okaaaay, Kanye.

Go sip a hot cup of brainwash if you want to believe that he truly believes the following:

“I’ve got question about “the illuminati” … what is it exactly ??? … and why do people think pop stars have a membership???!!! LOL,” Kanye  tweeted. “Is illuminati and devil worshipping like the same thing … do they have a social network that celebs can sign up for?”

He continues with “Question… can you devil worship on the new iphone??? LOL!!! What’s better for devil worshipping Iphone or the Droid… Does lucifer return text… is he or she on Skype? Don’t wanna be sexist.”

“#DoyouthinkLucifer uses in in ear monitors or signature Beats by Dre headphones???!!!” Kanye wrote.

Oh but he did reveal that he’s cool with producer DJ Clue, who’s known for lacing many of his projects with a chant that sounds similar to Illuminati.

“I am down with Cluemanotti though,” Kanye wrote. “That’s my boy.”

In a interview with MTV News following the premiere of Runaway, Kanye broke down the meaning of a rhyme from a freestyle he kicked last year that lit up the blogosphere.

“There’s this line where I say, ‘I sold my soul to the devil, that’s a crappy deal,’ and all these people said, ‘What you mean you sold your soul to the devil?’ But when I say it, I’m saying, when I allow other people’s ideals to interfere with what I know is true to myself, that’s the devil,” West explained. “So, it’s like, people talking mess on the blogs is the devil or …trying to call me names, that’s what the devil is. And me thinking twice about what it is that’s really in my heart because of what people’s reaction would be is me selling my soul to the devil.”

“You’re on earth for only 80, 90 a hundred years,” he said. “I have to create from my dreams, from the dreams I had as a 5-year-old, and use everything — all the greatest people and all the tools I have around me — and ask as many questions as I can to help facilitate and bring this out. And this [film] is one of the first examples of a dream coming true.”

The fact that MTV is in bed with the Illuminati would explain why they didn’t ask Kanye the OBVIOUS question: “If you are not a part of the Illuminati, Freemasonry, New World Order or practice black magic then why support it by wearing and promoting such clothing/accessories, like your hot-gay pink Baphomet t-shirt?

~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on October 25, 2010.

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