Only On Fox News…..
According to this child who had a near death experience and went to heaven where he met the fetus his mother miscarried, Jesus has “A rough, yet kind face, sea blue eyes and a smile that lit up the heavens”? Oh and Heaven discriminates against old folks.
Blue Eyes and Discrimination = yup, only on Fox news!!!
If I have a near death experience and meet this blue-eyed smiling Jesus I’m gonna ask him “What the fuck are you smiling about when bitches on earth are suffering and shit! And take those stupid blue contacts out!! Oh, you can’t take them out? Oh, well then, where the fuck is New Testament Jesus? Ya know the one that kinda looks like a Muslim? Oh, and, which way to the open bar?”
You truly need to be an over zealous religious fool to buy this crap.
