A Princess with Cold Sores…..Perfect
This issue of People just landed on my desk and I’m staring at it and thinking “are those cold sores in the corner of her mouth?” You probably can’t tell from the image above, but my issue is screaming “BITCH NEEDS CARMEX!!!
The press coverage of Prince Willy and his 3rd cousin, Kate Middleton’s, (these royals aren’t considered “royal” unless their blood is pure from marrying within the family, right?), engagement has only just begun and the media is doing everything but resurrecting Diana’s remains to get her opinion on the matter. Last week I said it would be Oprah who’ll dedicate a month to Kate’s wedding dress, I was wrong, Matt Lauer began interviewing wedding dresses this morning (insert eye roll).
