The 2010 ‘Hottentot Venus’ Award Goes To….

Sarah “Saartjie” Baartman was the most famous of at least two Khoikhoi women who were exhibited as freak show attractions in 19th century Europe under the name Hottentot Venus—”Hottentot”.

Baartman was a slave who was bought and forced into exhibition around Britain, entertaining people by gyrating her nude buttocks and showing to Europeans what were thought of as highly unusual bodily features. She had large buttocks and the elongated labia of some Khoisan women.

To quote historian of science Stephen Jay Gould, “The labia minora, or inner lips, of the ordinary female genitalia are greatly enlarged in Khoi-San women, and may hang down three or four inches below the vulva when women stand, thus giving the impression of a separate and enveloping curtain of skin”.

Today, many black woman are proud to flaunt their big asses to entertain men. And if she ain’t got a ass, she buys one. For most women, their sense of self worth is determined by how big their ass is.

I’m not hatin’ on these women, why hate on a bitch who has no other talent but her ass, which she must use to collect sperm and pay the rent.

But I’ve decided that it’s time to reward the women in entertainment who, unlike Sarah Baartman, willingly exploit themselves for money and men.

The 2010 ‘Hottentot Venus’ Award will be given out annually, at the end of the year. So keep your eye out in 2011 for potential nominees!

Please know that race does not matter, white girls have jumped on the Phat Ass trend too.

After careful consideration, my nominations for the 2010 Hottentot Venus Award are: Coco, Nicki Minaj, Kandi Burruss, Kim Kardashian and Lady Gaga because a Google search of her reveals page after page of her shopping and strolling through airports wearing anything that showcases her pasty, pancake ass (because when she’s not performing on stage, her ass is performing offstage).

Find out the winner of The 2010 ‘Hottentot Venus’ Award after the jump:

Because she won’t stick with one specific size butt-pad, Nicki Minaj is the recipient of our 2010 ‘Hottentot Venus’ Award!! Her colorful wigs, animated gestures and ever-evolving butt pads warrant her this endearing award from

Let’s be honest, at this point, no one is jockin’ Minaj because of her skills on the mic. The blonde wigs and a fake, phat ass help maintain her sexy. I suppose the bigger the ass and the blonder the wigs, the more contributions she’ll receive to her back account. No hate, I simply think its time to reward these bitches for mastering how to wear their slavery and exploitation .

Congratulations, Minaj. is looking forward to your phat adventures in 2011!!

4 comments on “The 2010 ‘Hottentot Venus’ Award Goes To….

  1. VegasSeven says:

    Brilliant post!!! True, true and true. Btw, did you change the date on the book cover? Why does it say buried 2002?

  2. Mistress D says:

    Because museums held her “unusual physical features/remains” in jars on shelves where they collected dust. 187 years after she left Cape Town for London, her remains were buried on Women’s Day, 9 August 2002, in the area of her birth, the Gamtoos River Valley in the Eastern Cape.

  3. missteek says:

    thank you! Sarah Baartman was mentally/spiritually tortured…period…its apparent that most of these tricks for trade have no CLUE as to the woman who was madwe a freak show for the form she possessed…amber Rose is in the ilk of Minaj, too…if these heffas can’t utilize the brain mass they were born with…i guess THIS is the next best thing….bgky…

  4. woo!! says:

    nikkie cant compare lil wayne bought that ass sara born wit it okaaaay!!!! sorry not buying it!!!

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