Lindsay Quits Lohan
Even though the only work she can get is from a judge, Lindsay Lohan is set to drop her last name in an attempt to make us all forget that she’s a rotting hot-mess.
Her delusional mother Dina says Lindsay will re-launch herself as simply ‘Lindsay’ as she struggles to rebuild her career.
And because they hate their abusive father Michael, Lindsay’s younger sister Ali and Dina plan to drop Michael’s name too and use Dina’s maiden name ‘Sullivan’ instead.
Dina tells PopEater.com: “Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay. Plus, me and Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan.”
