New VS Swimsuits Not Suitable For Women With Curves
These painfully skinny bitches make my dick hurt…and ya’ll know I don’t have a dick…but I’m certain my clit just grew and inch and then amputated itself.
I’m wondering if the two on the end have been sold to the Taliban? They’re kinda dressed like war-crimes brides.
Victoria’s Secret angels Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima celebrate the 2011 Victoria’s Secret SWIM Collection at the Mondrian hotel in West Hollywood on March 30.
Speaking of war-crimes, who did VS have in mind when the company designed these swimsuits, female survivors of the 3rd World genocides?
If the one if the middle makes your dick hard then shove it in her mouth and skeet a dose of fat into her, you just might save her life.
I swear, Lima was hotter before the baby slithered out of her.
