Lohan To Work as Janitor in a Morgue
Lindsay Lohan has landed the lead role in Janitor, playing exclusively at the Los Angeles County coroner’s office.
Lindsay, the hardest working out-of-work actress in Hollywood, was sentenced last Friday to 120 hours (of community service) at the county morgue as part of a probation violation sentence for jewelry theft.
The judge sentenced hard-pAAArtying Lohan to 120 days in jail and 480 hours of community service, including 360 hours at the downtown Women’s Center and 120 hours at the Mission Road coroner’s office.
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