Beyonce and Jay-Z Are Over Paris

After a week of video/photo shoots, expensive dinners and adventures at Disneyland, Beyonce and her Programmer Jay-Z were snapped leaving Hotel Meurice. Some speculate the Royal couple of the urban-world are headed back to New York, while others believe they may land in London to prepare for the inbred Royal wedding between Prince William and the peasant girl.
I’m not wearing my “I SEE you, Bitch” glasses so I can’t tell if the shirt Beyonce is wearing was purchased at Abercrombie & Occult. I think I see 5-pointed stars, phoenix wigs, possibly a goat’s head…..she’s such a good student.










