And Now It’s Time For Some Pink Peen
That last post made my pussy itch. Fuckin’ Beyonce and her Anti-Black propaganda. *hate her* Here’s to hoping Lady GaGa sells more records than Beyonce this year!!
AnyFuckMe,
Whenever my pussy itches I simply use a bit of dick ointment to calm it. CUE Ryan Gosling, who’s still Super Delicious. Here he is at the photocall for the movie Drive, held as part of the 64th Cannes Film Festival.
I have a friend who knows him…like…she’s been to his HOUSE!!! She told me he has the sex doll from the epic movie Lars and the Real Girl propped up in a room, designed to shock unsuspecting guests! Ha!
But I have to practically bribe and rape the bitch into agreeing take me with her next time he invites her over!! She fears my admiration of him will embarrass her. She may be right. I would keep me away from him too. #KanyeShrug.
