The Tale of Two Tired Pussies
Of course I couldn’t be bothered watching the 2011 Billbaord Music Awards because I was busy watching reruns of Monk. But there’s always one photo from these award shows that sums-up the entire show and confirms why I can’t be bothered…*sigh*….host Ken Jeong and the Bipolar-BiSexual Hood Barbie make me feel barren.
You know how you can tell Cash Money is giving Minaj her cut? Her faux ass keeps getting bigger.
Is it safe to assume Britney Spears can no longer push records, thus the reason her Programmers keep pushing her sleep-walkin’ routine into the acts of others? #I’mJustSayin’ – all these pussies are tired: from Minaj-to Spears-to GaGa-to Rihanna. But, damn! Putting these tired-ass pussies in the same litter box reminds one just how awful the current state of pop music is.
Got a tired pussy? You too can win an award. Can’t sing but you can dance the Dixie using only your arms? Well come to Hollywood where drams are killed and zombies are manufactured to entertain the Sheep!! <– Seriously, this is how I feel after watching Minaj and Spears perform (see video below).
My guess is Britney doesn’t even know where the hell she is. They squeeze her into something I’d wear in a wet dream and give her a mic and she mimes whatever she can recall from the flashcards.
