I’m Sure It’s His Wallet That Attracts Her

When will straight girls learn to love themselves and stop opening wide for Gay men?
Has rap music, BET and the prison system killed the straight, Black man? Not yet? There’s still hope?…Ok.
As I’ve said before, NO STRAIGHT MAN wears his pants like this.
Wearing your pants saggin’ is an open invitation for the Power Tops, which is something these Lil Wayne-types learn the hard way on prison yard. And if he didn’t learn this on the prison yard, I’m certain the Birdman taught him the night he gave him a record deal.
I will assume that bitches who fuck gay men have a fetish for dudes who swallow loads <– Google it if you don’t know what it means.
Lil Wayne and his new beard acted like a couple in Miami Beach today. He’ll probably knock her up, ya know, to prove his “manhood” – then it’s on to hire the new victim.
I’d sooner fuck myself with a rusty hammer than let Lil Wayne lay on top of me….UGH.










