Kate Moss is Getting Married
I’m really proud of Kate Moss because the bitch is still alive. I was certain her overdose days were upon us when she was suckin’ the crack residue out of Pete Dohery’s Tip. Remember that? Everyone who wasn’t cracked-out was wondering how the hell did she find his sperm worthy of swallowing? Oh, it’s because it tasted like crackcaine!!
But judging by these images of Kate taken during a recent lunch date with her daughter Lila Grace in London, she’s look Summer’s Eve Fresh. She must have some healthy dick in her life.
Speaking of The Dick, Mario Testino has been hired to snap the upcoming nuptials of Kate and her rocker Jamie Hince on July 2.
John Galliano was the favorite to design Moss’s wedding dress but he dismissed following his proclamation that he loves Hitler.
