Damn, I wish a preacher man would make me suck his dick in the pulpit for Jesus, a bitch like me could use a multi-million dollar payout for coating my throat with skeet.
New Birth Missionary Baptist Church pastor Bishop Eddie Long is paying nearly $25 million to settle claims he fucked four young male parishioners. He has also apologized (privately) to the accusers for fuckin’ them up the ass.
The men are to divide $2.2 million equally and then receive $400,000 in payments until the money is paid out over the next 20 years. The final figure comes to $22 million for the four men and $2.8 million for the plaintiffs’ attorneys.