BeYAWNce’s Target Commercial


The Manufactured Albino teamed with Target to film this commercial for her forthcoming #EpicFail album, 4.

A deluxe version of the album will be available exclusively at Target beginning June 28, featuring six additional tracks. I’m wondering if these are the new tracks her record label begged her to record because the other songs on the album suck like blue balls.

According to Page Six:

Columbia Records executives fear Beyoncé’s new album, “4,” could be a dud after she refused to return to the studio to re-record new tracks.

“They’re very nervous about Beyoncé’s new record,” an industry insider told us. “It doesn’t have the hit songs that her fans are used to. They asked her to make changes, but she said no.”

This shit is so bad, Columbia suits had “quiet discussions” about the reunion of Destiny’s Child. But hopefully Kelly Rowland is busy with her solo career and will decline the invite to serve as a background prop for Beyonce.

“Beyoncé’s career has stalled a bit,” a source told Page Six. “Columbia seems to think they can get some mileage out of a comeback record with all of the girls.” Another source tells us Destiny’s Child could start recording together as early as October, with a suggested album title “Family Reunion.”

~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on June 23, 2011.

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