2011 EBT Awards Recap
I have a legit day job so I can’t watch BET (or as I prefer to refer to is as: EBT) out of fear that it may cause me to become unemployed and forced to sell a parolee’s basement-jackin’ CD’s out of the trunk of a used Cadillac. #IJustCan’t
Although, I wish someone would have told Ciara she was going to the EBT Awards and not her Cotillion. Bitch could have worn SHE by Sheree with some Air Jordan heels and still been within dress code.
And….
I’m still trying to wrap my head around this Bruno Mars character. Is it a ladyboy in drag?
Nicki Minaj must read my blog cause I’m the ONLY bitch bloggin’ who is blastin’ her low-esteem-blonde-ambition.
Bitch must be weaning herself off of Oppression because she left the blonde wig at Beyonce’s house. Thank you, Minaj.
SMDH because sadly Mary J. Blige is still dressin’ like she’s borrowing from a prayer book.
Oh, and lookie :-) They dusted-off Eve and bought her a fresh weave for the event. How nice. Now that we know she’s still alive maybe she’ll drop a new single.
*scratches head* – Who is Teairra Mari and should I be trying to fuck her?
Of course NO Black event is complete without a White artist. Did Justin Bieber win the Michael Jackson award?
Lil Wayne’s ass is ready for its close-up with a big, strong dick. #PowerBottom
Nia Long was invited to showcase her baby bump.
Chris Brown won for something….IDK
CLICK HERE if you care to know who else won what.
I can’t be bothered watching it, but I hear Kelly Rowland gave a performance to the Gods, honey. CLICK HERE to watch it.
CLICK HERE if you care to watch the other performances from the 2011 EBT Awards.
Although I suggest you bypass the links above and feast on the following link. A genius who goes by the name Dr. Boyce sums up the EBT awards with a blog titled BET Has Officially Become the New and Improved KKK. I co-sign.
Dr. Boyce says:
The Ku Klux Klan has been regularly criticized for encouraging violence against African Americans and terrorizing our community. But the truth is that the Klan doesn’t have much power anymore, and their thirst for African American blood seems to have waned a bit. At the same time, Lil Wayne and artists like him have made a habit of encouraging black men to shoot one another, to abuse or murder women, to consume suicidal amounts of drugs and alcohol and to engage in irresponsible, deadly sexual behavior. READ MORE
