Would You Hit It?
They tell me this dude is Black. Or a drop of Black. I believe it. After all, passing for White is the new Black (again). I think the Pro-Black era ended with The Cosby Show. Don’t quote me on that.
I guess I could WiKi Taylor’s background to find out which tribe or on which boat his genealogy hails from…but I can’t be bothered. Seriously. Who really gives a fuck.
What gives me pause is knowing Taylor Lautner is the highest paid gay-for pay-lookin’ dick in Hollywood and the Tweens and Pre-menstrual girls adore him……well, I guess if I stare at him long enough I can see the appeal. He’s got the eyes of a Stalker and the body of Bally’s trainer. Totally hot.
Although, I hope his female fans are prepared for his “I’m Gay and I was Bullied” press conference.
I want to check out his new film Abduction when it hits Netflix Instant Play. Here’s Taylor at the Spanish premiere for Abduction in Madrid.
