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Milla Jovovich and her pregnant co-star Ali Larter had much to smile about during the world premiere of their film Resident Evil: Afterlife in Tokyo today. The popular franchise returns to the big screen, this time in dreaded 3D (insert eyeroll), on September 10. Continue reading ‘“Resident Evil: Afterlife” Premieres In Tokyo’

Guurrll, they’re about to send this simple nigga, or, as some of you simpletons like to refer to him as, the King of the Gangstas (Southern Chapter), back to prison for violating his probation. LMFAO!! Good.

Just months after his release from a federal prison T.I. and his wife Midget Mariah were arrested Wednesday night in Los Angeles on drug charges. During a routine traffic stop in West Hollywood, “Deputies smelled a strong odor of marijuana emitting from the vehicle,” adding that “a narcotics investigation ensued” that resulted in the arrest of T.I. and his wife, Tameka Cottle (AKA Midget Mariah).

T.I., who currently appears in the action movie Takers, which was No. 1 at the box office, remains on probation for federal weapons charges stemming from a 2007 sting operation in which he was caught receiving three machine guns and two silencers that had been bought for him.

I must quote my friend who posted a sample of truth on his Facebook this morning: If I see somebody say “Free T.I.” on my timeline today, you’re getting deleted. That is all. (The man brought it on himself, just sayin.)

UPDATE: T.I. and Midget Mariah were busted with weed and METH!!! I knew there was something methy about Midget Mariah. Anytime I see her I always ask: “Why the rabid Gremlin face with a hint of Special Bus mouth?“ ALAS!! It’s because the bitch is a meth-head….SMDH. Next Stop: A&E’s Intervention.

UPDATE 2: Aww, damn…..turns out they were busted with the drug ecstasy, not meth. Whatevs. Midget Mariah still has the face that only Meth could love.

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DLTRadio would like to thank all who submitted for the $100 Red Cup Contest. It was a bit overwhelming, but we decided to select the Top 10 Red Cups you see in the gallery above. Please use the poll below to vote for the best Red Cup. The picture gallery scrolls in order of the names listed in the poll below.

The winner will be announced on our 2~hour anniversay show this Friday night. CLICK HERE to listen to the show.

Demi Moore turned~up her inner Video Ho when she joined Snoop Dogg on stage in Las Vegas last Friday night.

Ashton Kutcher’s wife drops it like it’s hot while Snoop performed his 2003 hit Beautiful.  Ashton turns on his “white boys can’t dance” act and just….sits on the stage.

This may serve as a reason why I’ve never been inclined to attend a Snoop Dogg concert.

How any woman can lay down with this Tom Foolery is beyond me, but wherever there’s a BBD with money, there are eager cum buckets waiting to receive drips from his tip.

Never heard of New England Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes until today, and after today, I hope to never hear his name again, unless it’s news about him improving his Stroke Game. As I’m sure you can tell simply by how he’s dressed in this pic above, this nigga can’t fuck.

By the way, if you’re reading this and your name is Brandon Spikes, I just watched your “sex tape”….wow, EPIC FAIL. DO NOT make another one until you LEARN HOW TO FUCK, nigga!!!

And to the bitch in the video with you….What are you, Armenian? If so, where are your brothers to kick your ass for suckin’ on a seemingly lazy BBD!?!? Bitches be so stuck on that stupid dick. Never do all the work, bitches. All he’s doing is laying there with his nappy~ass hair and playing with your nipple, meanwhile you’re choking on The Big Black. SMDH.

Maybe this is why these loser athletes don’t like black women, because we expect you to at least suck our clit or eat our ass before we even say “hi” to the dick. I’m just saying…..Ain’t nothing a lazy dick can do for me but get in the trash and set himself out on the curb for pick-up. Again, I’m just saying……

CLICK HERE to watch what I think may be the worse celebrity “sex tape” ever made.

Here’s more professional footage of Janet Jackson and LL Cool J at The ESSENCE Music Festival which took place in July in New Orleans. Trey Songz also performed but I’m excluding his clips from this post because I don’t like his jerk~off name. I don’t his jerk~off face. I don’t like his jerk-off songs, and I don’t him, jerk-off. (nevermind me, I’m just channeling The Big Lebowski ;-) Continue reading ‘VIDEO: Janet, LL Cool J Perform At Essence Music Fest’

The 20th Annual NAACP Theater Awards was held last night in L.A., and after reviewing the red carpet photos, I’ve determined that it’s best to exclude all the BBD’s from this post, (with the exception of Jeffrey Wright), and focus on the Super Delicious Black Women….Damn.

Hosted by NAACP Image Awards nominated actress LisaRaye McCoy, this year’s honorees include Ashanti for the Spirit Award, Super Delicious Jeffrey Wright for the Lifetime Achievement, Kenny Leon for the Trailblazer Award, Mr. Wren T. Brown for the Community Service Award, and Wal-Mart for the President’s Award…….Wal-Mart!??! Don’t they make announcements calling for Black folks to LEAVE their store!? SMDH. Maybe Wal~Mart is the only company employing blacks these days…IDK…..

Continue reading ‘Because Colored Gals Do It Better’